and your skin is something that i stir into my tea

rpf. these stories happen all the time; just because you have not heard them does not mean it didn’t happen. anne hathaway/scott speedman. rated r. 3501 words.

notes: i just realized i had not posted fic in close to two months. that is sad, sad times. and i think i have been working on this one for the better part of a month? haha, whoops. anyway, this is much in the vein of every other rpf fic i have written where no, none of this actually happened, but these people are rather hot and i feel like they probably should get it on, idk. also, a long time ago viennawaits wrote her own take on this pairing, a little bit elementary, and i love it to pieces and credit it for why i even bothered writing these two, haha. OKAY. BYE NOW.

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SO. Fanmix time! I'm just going to go ahead and put this whole thing under a cut because I have no idea how spoiler-y this could be considered. But you know. Assume spoilers for the bulk of season five?

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the worst-case scenario survival handbook

lost. a plane crashes in the jungle. if no one is alive to hear it, does it make a sound? original characters. rated r. 7860 words.

notes: haha, oh boy. this shall be known as the fic that ate my brain. and yes - original characters in a lost fic. oh, er, original of me? so, you remember that one time nikki and paulo were around and they were supposed to just be two random crash survivors and wound up being the most annoying jewel thieves on the planet? i sort of ran with that idea (minus the jewel thieving) and made two random background characters up and told the story through their eyes? THAT SAID: this is cracky and ridiculous and has zero literary (or fic) merit, haha. basically, i just really love deserted island stories. the end!

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bind with grout

lost. a confrontation in confined space (the bathroom smells like soap and him and her). juliet; jack/juliet. rated nc-17. spoilers through 5x11. 1866 words.

notes: for lenina20! her prompt was "jack/juliet, shower" and, yeah. this is exactly what you think it is: pretty much an AU continuation of this scene. so this is total porn. with angst! angsty porn! enjoy!

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SCENES FROM AN UNPUBLISHED SCRIPT: OR, A MODERN ROMANCE TRIPTYCH

rpf. stories unravel in all sorts of way, but one thing remains consistent: there is a start, and where there is a start there is a middle, and where there is a middle there is mercifully or tragically, or unfortunately but always inevitably the paired words: THE END. matthew goode/rose byrne; billy crudup/anna friel; christian bale/eva green. rated pg. 1155 words.

notes: this is for the charming trio of thisisironic, ineffort & girlyevil! for the ABC meme, their prompts were (respectively): ridge, matthew goode/rose byrne; alcohol, billy crudup/anna friel; & foreplay, christian bale/eva green. i'm not sure why i made this all one fic? but i did? also, LIES, LIES, ALL LIES. no offense intended. enjoy!

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You guys. I have no idea what it is. But I have spent the better part of my day with a) a migraine headache, and b) watching old Jack/Juliet clips on YouTube. I am feeling a giant renaissance of love for these two fine doctors, and as such decided to celebrate said love with my preferred method: A FANMIX!

( THREE: A JACK & JULIET MIX )

honesty: the very best policy

better off ted. at veridian, we pride ourselves on being truthful – as well as using said truthfulness against our enemies. ted/veronica. rated pg. 1180 words. vague spoilers through 1.06.

notes: for dollsome! her prompt was "contagious, ted/veronica." hope you enjoy!

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the predatory nature of the sky

lost. the island watches; juliet never left; they all came tumbling back. juliet, jack/juliet, juliet/james. rated pg. 1127 words. spoilers through season five.

notes: for torigates! her prompt was "zoo," and i don't think i really stuck to that? *laughs* and i honestly have no idea where the majority of this came from, but, um, general season five spoilers?

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there is no leaving new york

rpf. memory is not foolproof, but neither are they. matthew goode/rose byrne, ensemble. rated r. 7439 words.

notes: wellll. this jumped up a notch. or seven. i had this whole vision of this - very much in line with the Rat Pack, or, hell, even Gatsby-esque: very much so about the rich and the famous and the tangled lives they lead. that really didn't happen? i don't know. instead we have a super long piece about the OTP introduced to me by the marvelous ineffort. and there are various cameos throughout the whole thing, it assumes that the events of this happened. and, uh, yeah. there will probably be another installment? i have no idea. my brain has been eaten. no offense is meant to any real people portrayed here within.

lastly, have some music to go with this.

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I WENT THERE.

So, ineffort and I have created an entire rpf-verse of awesomeness. And to commemorate said awesomeness, A MIX. And, uh. This is what happens when I eat gummi bears and have a lot of time on my hands. There are lots of pictures under the cut. Lots. And there are 10 songs, plus a bonus (namely because it's a song I think all people should have and adore) in a zip. Let me know if you want anything individually.

Enjoy!

( i shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled: a mix )

MARIGOLD

original. rated pg-13. 2983 words.

do not look so fearful: every family has its ghost.

notes: for the first challenge at inrevelations, and for worthless_hope. hope you enjoy this!

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let him be filthy still
(five times they never met - and the one time they did)

rpf. i think i saw you on the television, once. like everyone always says: you look better in person. matthew goode/rose byrne. rated r. 3029 words.

notes: oh sweet jesus. this is for - and directly inspired by - ineffort. GIRL. YOU PUT THESE TWO IN MY BRAIN. um, clearly, these are all lies. except if they're not, which i would have no way of knowing, but last time i checked i couldn't read minds. no disrespect meant.

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so sympathetic to your character

rpf. they are well-mannered, at least give them that (two guys and a girl, new york city, things like scotch and wine and whiskey, vodka, things like indelible memories and verses you would rather never know). james mcavoy/keira knightley/matthew goode. rated nc-17. 2126 words.

notes: this is why i should not be allowed to have snow days. or talk to certain people on the interwebs, haha. pretty much? somehow ava_leigh_fitz and i dreamed up some random, random rpf-verse today. that involves hot brit celebrities and scandalous affairs. CLEARLY THESE ARE ALL LIES. and not intended to be offensive. so, that's that! and, uh, this has no literary value whatsover, or less than fic usually possesses, whatever. it's porny, and that's all it's intended to be *laughs*.

i am sure there will be more from wherever the hell this came from, heh.

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she wore plastic boots for rain

damages. she didn’t plan this, but sometimes it’s easiest to run with the obvious answers. ellen; ellen/tom. rated r. 1630 words.

note: vague spoilers through 2.06. i have no idea at all what motivated me to write this.

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things i did when i was dead

touching evil. killers kill and lovers love – things fall apart, just like they are always apt to do. susan; david/susan. rated nc-17. 5328 words.

notes: oh boy. so, i'm sort of obsessed with this show now? and there are spoilers for the entire season. and if you have not seen this show, remedy that, yo.


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UM. Yeah. I went there. I have been binge watching Touching Evil for the past couple days, and I think the marvelousness that is David Creegan and Susan Branca has officially broken my brain.

ERGO: fanmix time.

Yes. I really am that predictable.

( (need you) like a hole in my head - a touching evil fanmix )