last call
the party’s got to end some time, right? snl rpf. kristen wiig/bill hader. 5255 words.

notes: dear friends, idk if you saw the season finale of SNL the other night, but it basically left me in a glass case of emotion and i accidentally had to talk to some fic about it. so, yup, that's my defense, the end, you don't know my life. have a gif (originally typed fig, have one of those as well), that is all.



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all the pipe dreams made me insane
new girl. nothing like ringing in the new year with an old habit. jess/nick. 2200 words. AU.

notes: for the comment ficathon! this clearly got too long for one comment so figured i'd just post this here. fractives prompted: "ever since the last episode I've wanted a weird swap where Jess is Nick's Caroline instead and they met in college and break up over the years and hate bang on New Years idk idk" SO THAT'S WHAT THIS IS! this was written while I watched the culturally deep and important television The Voice, so clearly this is a high literary work, the end.

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THE I'VE-STOPPED-COUNTING-HOW-MANY-OF-THESE-I'VE-HOSTED-TH SEMIANNUAL

GREAT COMMENT FICATHON!!!!

So apparently I blinked and I missed it and spring went by in a flash. There's been ninety degree weather! Thunderstorms! It's so humid in my bedroom right now that the pages of the book I was reading were all damp and gross! That's terrible! But that also means it's summer! Exclamation marks! Or it's almost summer, if you want to get meteorologically and/or seasonally pedantic on me! More exclamation marks!

Basically I am game for any excuse for some fic-shaped porn and the arrival of the summer months coupled with the end of the academic year is really all the excuse I need. So let's do this:



T h e
R U L E S :

1. BE COOL, SODAPOP. I'm leaving this open to the world, so play nice and don't be an asshole. The internet, like most avenues in life, is for making a fool of yourself (and/or pornography).
2. PROMPT AT WILL! One prompt per comment, blah, blah, etc., etc. Prompt as often as you please, whatever it is that you please (RPF is more than okay and in fact encouraged! Because I'm that person!), AUs, crossovers, song lyric prompts from that one Mumford and Sons song or Florence + The Machine song that is used on every other graphic on tumblr, whatever!
3. FILL THE PROMPTS! Empty comment ficathons are sad, ok. Since there are no subject lines, just include the title, fandom, pairing and rating (if need be) at the start of your fill. If your fill is super long feel free to link to your own business.
4. This will be open for however long you feel like indulging me!
5. The end. Go write and stuff!

LIVE FROM NEW YORK,
IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
AN SNL RPF COMMENT FICATHON

Don't look at me like that! It had to be done! I don't really have any other justification beyond I want terrible things bc of reasons, the end. And based on quite a few people (note: exaggeration) on my flist, we all seem to want terribly inappropriate things, hence -- this comment ficathon!

Okay, let's get to the good stuff:


T h e
R U L E S :

1. PLAY NICE. I'm keeping this open and not locked in the hopes of, idk, greater participation or something? haha. Be kind, rewind, this is the internet and we are all weirdos, etc. But for real: no drama. If this isn't your cup of tea, that's fine! Carry on!
2. THESE ARE OBVIOUSLY ALL LIES. I mean, that's the great appeal of RPF, right? Making up lies about famous to pseudo-famous people? I just feel the disclaimer needs to be made that NONE OF THIS IS TRUE (UNLESS IT SECRETLY IS TRUE IN WHICH CASE WE ARE ALL THE MENTALIST).
3. PROMPT AS MUCH AS YOU WANT! Please limit one prompt per comment to make life easier and sunnier. Prompt whatever you want! In so long as it relates to SNL (and SNL RPF?) in some, even tertiary, way! AUs are more than welcome! Crossovers as well! Prompt to the beat of your heart's strange desires!
4. FILL THE PROMPTS! Empty ficathons are sad things, so let's not do that. Since we are sans subject lines, just start a fill post with the title, pairing, and rating (if applicable). If your fill is crazy long, feel free to link it from your own LJ or soldier on and format a bunch of comments, idk, either is legit.
5. HAVE FUN!!! That's not a request; it's a rule!!!

Feel free to share this with others should you want to do so, haha. ENJOY!